Aloha, Ohana — Welcome to The Purple Tiki

The heart and soul of our quiet little island — where time slows down, the breeze carries the scent of plumeria and coconut, and every sunset is toasted with a perfectly mixed drink.

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🌴 The Legend of the Quiet Little Island & The Purple Tiki

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Nestled far from the noise of the modern world, a quiet little island floats in the vast and shimmering sea. No one knows who first arrived — but when settlers came ashore centuries ago, they found a towering Purple Tiki standing silently among the palms. No signs of earlier inhabitants. No carvings or clues. Just a massive violet totem, glowing in moonlight like a sentinel from beyond.

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Some say it watches. Others say it listens. A few believe it remembers.

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🍹 The Purple Tiki Lounge & Its Founding Family

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The earliest settlers built simple homes along the sun-kissed coast, drawn by the island’s beauty and strange serenity. One family built the first house just steps from the sea. Over time, it became a gathering place—alive with music, laughter, and stories traded like seashells. Eventually, it transformed into the Purple Tiki Lounge — the island’s only cabana for cocktails, coconut cake, and nightly entertainment.

 

The lounge still stands on its original foundation, with the ancient tiki just down a winding path, watching the waves.

 

Today, DJ Tea {aka Tiki Tea} continues her family’s legacy. Together with DJ Lava Lamp (also known as Mr. Announcer Man), she broadcasts weekly from the Sound Garden Studio, nestled just off the main stage. Their show — Eclectic Wonderland — floats across the waves, a sonic postcard from the edge of the unknown.

 

 

🪩 A Haven for Locals, Listeners & Legendary Creators

 

The Purple Tiki Lounge is more than a beach bar. It’s a sanctuary for wanderers and wayfarers, old souls and oddballs, rock stars and romantics. Travelers come seeking sunshine and stay for the stories. Locals treat it like a second living room. And beneath the thatched roof, magic is still made.

 

 

🎨 Studio TeaZilla & Velvet Umbrella Records

 

Tucked in a nearby cove is Studio TeaZilla — a wild little artist’s den where dreams are painted, mixtapes are born, and glitter occasionally explodes.

 

From this studio emerged Velvet Umbrella Records, the island’s signature label and creative collective, co-founded by DJ Tea and island icon Mickey Fingers.

Their mission: to make art that heals, stirs, stings, and sings — and to champion those rising from the ashes with stories to tell.

 

 

🎶 Introducing Gala Violet

 

Gala Violet is one of the house bands of the island — a theatrical, genre-blurring musical act known for storytelling albums like Masquerade of Shadows and Gifts from the Sirens. Their sound is soaked in velvet cabaret, post-punk shimmer, and haunted lullabies, with lyrics born from dream journals, shadow work, and late-night kitchen dances.

 

You’ll find their music echoing through the trees, on local radios, and spinning through the vortex…

 

 

🏝️ The People of the Island

 

The quiet little island may be small, but it’s home to a curious cast:

 

• Mickey Fingers – Resident mischief-maker, Puppet Master sympathizer, rock ’n roll shapeshifter, and co-creative force behind Velvet Umbrella Records and Gala Violet. Often found whispering song lyrics to the ocean or haunting the lounge piano.

• Beachfront Vinny – Lounge musician and comic emcee. Wields a ukulele, a martini, and an ever-growing list of bad puns.

• The Mischievous Squirrels – Possibly sentient. Possibly employees. Definitely trouble.

• The Guardians – Strange glowing figures that drift near the vortex. Theories range from spirits, to watchers, to interdimensional tourists. No comment.

 

 

🗿 The Artifacts of the Island

 

No trip is complete without a peek at the legendary curios in the Purple Tiki’s corner cabinet:

• A purple genie bottle that whispers when held to your ear.

• A mermaid skeleton, no larger than a cat, discovered in a tidepool at midnight.

• A pirate’s compass that never points north — only toward the next great mystery.

(Currently missing… last seen heading toward the vortex.)

 

 

🌀 The Mystical Vortex & The Path to Eclectic Wonderland

 

Past the tiki, deep in the trees, lies a glowing portal — a swirling phenomenon that pulses with strange frequencies and possibility. No one can explain it, but all agree: those who walk through return changed.

 

This vortex inspired Eclectic Wonderland — DJ Tea’s weekly transmission of music, musings, and the surreal. Many believe the show exists in two places at once:

on island time… and in your dreams.

 

 

🌺 The Menu

 

In keeping with island tradition (and the family’s legacy of celiac resilience)

, everything at the lounge is gluten-free and made with aloha. From

coconut cream pie to spicy mango tacos, it’s a menu designed to nourish

the soul and delight the senses — no substitutions needed.

 

The Mystery Lives On…

To this day, no one knows who carved the Purple Tiki or

what secrets

lie beneath the sand. Some believe it’s a beacon. Others say it’s

a warning. But one truth remains:

 

This island, its vortex, its soundtrack, and its tiki — they welcome you.

 

So kick off your shoes.

Sip something strong.

And stay awhile.

 

After all…

Reality can wait.

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